Heads Up 7-Up

Seems like so long ago now. This was the start of our 3-month adventure in November to Santiago and Valparaiso Chile. We boarded our ship for 5 days at sea to one of our favourite stops on the whole trip: Easter Island to see the Big Giant Heads! Bring on the head puns: Obviously, this was not a good place to lose one’s head. They were certainly ahead of their time – perhaps ahead by a century? These people were very headstrong, certainly they weren’t falling head over heels for just anyone. Off the top of my head, I think if they just put their heads together they could turn some heads. But I think a lot of it just went over their head. Nailed it. And by that I mean, hit the nail on the head. And I’m done.

We got no food, we got no jobs…our pets’ heads are falling off!


Yup, we are both on the job hunt, which ironically means that we’ve been really productive in other areas of life. We renovated our bathroom, installed some new light fixtures in the basement, and have watched a lot of olympics. But we’re working hard to get jobs. Really.

“I can’t believe we drove around all day and there’s not a single job in this town. Nothing, nada, zip.” … “Yeah, unless you want to work forty hours a week!”

Anyways, I’ve been working on doing “something” with all of our photos from our trip so this is my first attempt at “something”. Granted, it’s from half-way through the trip, but it was really truly a memorable day for us. It was our first real chance to go off on our own and explore around South Africa which we LOVED! And now that I’ve learned my way through video editing a bit I can go back to the start and work on the trip from beginning to end! It will be like starting the journey all over again!

“We’re really doing it Harry!!”

Little change in plans.

Europe is cold, expensive and we don’t have a tan anymore. Not exactly how we imagined ending our dream holiday. Plus, after spending 74 days on an Italian cruise ship, whose bright idea was it to stay an extra week in Italy anyways? If you’ve ever been, I’m sure you can catch what I’m throwing down. If you haven’t been, you probably have never told an old lady to F-off. Soooooooo…….We have changed our plans to go here instead:

Punta Cana Dominican Republic! Boom! That just happened. 😉
As long as el-capitano can get us to Italy without hitting the big rock – we will be on a beach in 36 hours! Eeeeeee!

Last day at sea

The last few weeks have been a crazy blur. I don’t even know what to say. We went 4x4ing in Dakar in the sand dunes on a truck that had only 2 out of 10 wheel lug nuts on the front tire that also had no roll bar where we were sitting. That was pretty interesting. We decided to climb up a cliff (Jacobs ladder) in St Helena 30 minutes before we had to be back on the boat to get a two minute view (totally worth it). We saw the Canary Islands and fell in love with Madiera Portugal. Rode a wicker basket down the street which was so much fun. We sailed into a pretty crazy storm to assist in search and rescue of a yacht in distress, they were rescued by another ship in the area thankfully. We ate too many Tapas in Malaga Spain. And now are on our last sea day for the trip. We have Marseille tomorrow then we finish in Italy the next day. We have also met many really fun people on the ship in the last few weeks. How we didn’t meet them before I don’t know. We have an entire German and Dutch family now. In addition to our South African and Australian family that we met earlier in the trip. Then there’s the crew on the ship who we have gotten to know for months now, I adore them so much. They are all so sweet. They are from all over the place – the Phillipines, Indonesia, Honduras, Guatemala, and a few Europeans. But now we are getting the end of cruise blues to have to say bye to everyone. 74 days is a long freaking time.

Walvis Bay

Well, we’ve been gone for two whole months now! That’s the longest for both of us away from home. The problem now is that time is starting to move too fast and the end of our trip is quickly approaching. We keep talking about extending it a bit longer…. Wouldn’t that be nice? We have already found a couple trips that we could do…and have lots of places we want to go back to. If only we could win the lottery! We have won something like $130 Euros at the casino here but that’s not gonna cut it! Also, the crib wars tally is now Bryan 85 – Char 76. Too bad we don’t get paid to play. 😉
Anyways, Walvis Bay Namibia was a pleasant surprise! We saw huge flocks of Pink flamingos, pink salt lakes and mega sand dunes (dune 7, the second largest in the country). I also had an awesome afternoon sitting in a pub built out over the water. It was beautiful! We just arrived in St Helena Island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and are chilling at a cafe in Jamestown. Super cute city!











Cape Town

I am a big big big fan of shark week. I mean, come-on. Who isn’t? So naturally when I found out we’d be in Cape Town this was the first thing on my to-do list: swimming with the Great White Sharks! (PS: I know we didn’t mention this to our parental units, we didn’t want you to worry!) Anyways, we were able to secure a booking for cage diving right as we left Calgary and I cannot even explain how freaking excited I have been about this day for months now! I was like Aunt Sue (one of Kristen Wiig’s characters from SNL). It’s the one thing I have wanted to do more than anything on this trip. But the downside was only day we had available was Jan 1st. And they picked us up at 2:45am! Our only option obviously was to not sleep and stay up and par-Tay like it’s 1999! We were completely pickled as our Aussie friend would put it. Anyways, it was a 2 hour bus ride out to the site and our driver got lost so we arrived late, then from there it was pretty much chaos. Nothing like what you see on shark week. Plus we felt horrible (a.k.a. hung over) and Bryan was getting seasick on top of that. What were we thinking! The first few people in the cage had a couple sharks swim past, but they were smaller and not too close to even get a good view. We went in the second group into the cage. As we were getting in a MASSIVE shark surfaced right beside the boat. The dorsal fin was almost 2 feet tall and then we saw some of the tail as it swam down in the water. It must have been 4 metres long! So we rushed into the cage and sat there in 14 deg C water for 30 minutes and didn’t see one shark! Such a bummer! Just the tail of that one as we were getting in for about 5 seconds. Obviously they are wild animals and you’re not guaranteed to see them which is understandable but it’s still disappointing since that was our only chance. Then since we didn’t get any sharks for a while they cut our tour short and took us back to shore. Some people didn’t even get to go in the water. Then more chaos trying to rush people off the boat, someone took our bag with our passports, I nearly lost my mind looking for it (but to be fair, I hadn’t slept yet, and was super hung over so I’m pretty sure that was allowed). Eventually we found it then crammed back on the bus for another 2 hours home to Cape Town. We will have to go back and try again another time. Maybe I can work for the Discovery Channel!
Anyways, Cape Town is such a beautiful beautiful city, and the exchange rate is very much in our favour. 10ZAR to 1USD. And things are very affordable! For example, a beer was only 14ZAR. Two movie tickets with popcorn and soda was 200ZAR. A really nice dinner out at a Greek restaurant was 450ZAR. Beautiful 3 bedroom waterfront properties with a pool are only 4 million ZAR ($400,000 USD). Definitely a place we want to come back to. It was really fun to be here for the New Year. We went down to the waterfront festivities for a while, but it was so packed so we went back to the ship and had a perfect view of the fireworks from the top deck. That was a nice perk! We have more to cross off the to-do list in Cape Town still. We will be back. 🙂